FacePocalypse Coin
The only coin that profits from cinematic disasters. We're turning box office bombs into financial bombshells. Forward, sunny, and energetically absurd!
About the Project
FacePocalypse Coin ($FACE) is a revolutionary movement in decentralized cinema appreciation. We believe that for every blockbuster that fails, an indie gem could have thrived. Our mission is to harness the chaotic energy of terrible films and channel it into a powerful community that supports independent creators and laughs all the way to the bank.
With our forward, sunny, and energetic approach, we're not just a meme coin; we're a statement. A statement that art, humor, and a little bit of financial sabotage can create something truly special. Join us as we build a new cinematic universe, one tear-jerking, laugh-inducing, budget-busting film at a time.
📊 Tokenomics
Distribution
- ☀︎ Team 10% - For binge-watching blockbusters instead of creating value.
- ☀︎ Marketing 30% - Funding our carrier pigeon and glitter bomb advertising campaigns.
- ☀︎ Liquidity 40% - Filling an inflatable pool for underwater basket weaving contests.
- ☀︎ Community 20% - For our Super Secret Laughter (SSL) sessions and unlimited popcorn.
Special Features
- Protocol Budget Buster: Earn popcorn dividends when cinematic masterpieces outperform blockbusters.
- Governance Viewer Power: Vote on which indie films deserve the spotlight with your $FACE wallet.
- Rewards Emotional Investment: Get extra tokens for every tear you shed during a supported film.
⚠️ Important: This is a meme coin created for entertainment purposes. The features described are satirical. Please invest responsibly and don't actually try to trade snacks with aliens.
🗺️ Roadmap to the Moon
Q1 2025
Successfully sign a contract with a hologram of the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock to direct our first film project, because who needs living directors?
Q2 2025
Equip all investors with Time-Turners to allow them to travel back and rectify their past investment decisions—black holes might be involved!
Q3 2025
Launch $FACE into space aboard a shuttle powered by laughter, while convincing extraterrestrial civilizations to adopt our token as their universal currency.
Q4 2025
Open a portal that merges time, space, and cinema, allowing investors to re-live and fix their favorite childhood movies. Hopefully without creating a paradox! 🎬🚀